I'm in your house watching you and your mum sleep.
I'm in your house watching you and your mum sleep.
Meet the Team
Adam
Logan
Adam
Big fat dumbass and professional league of legends player.
Syd
Logan
Adam
The mastermind behind everything on this site and the man in your closet.
Logan
Logan
Logan
Blonde.
Our Services
Murder Done Right
Nervous about the body in your freezer? Don’t be. Whether you're getting ready to murder or already have, or just looking for some answers, our top-notch skills ensure you get the best experience possible. It’s what we love to do.
Kidnapping, Torture and Ransom
Excruciating or painless, alive or dead, we can do it for you at the right price of course. Kidnaping? Torture? Ransom? We can help with all of it. We always have a current list of victims for you to check out.
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If you have questions about affordability, credit or income, trust us to find you what you need fast. We make sure you feel confident and educated every step of the way.
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